FLASH'S REALM - Redneck Job Application

REDNECK JOB
APPLICATION

Last Name:
First Name: Billy-Bob
    Billy-Joe
    Billy-Mae
   Billy-Sue
   Billy-Jack
    Billy-Ray

What do people call you?
   Bubba
    Booger
    Sissy
   Jethro
   Cousin Bruce
    Other
If other specify:

Age: (Guess if unsure)

   Sex:
   Male
    Female
    Not sure

Shoe Size:
   What are shoes
   Right
   Left

Occupation:
   Farmer
   Mechanic
   Preacher

Spouse's Name:
   Relationship with spouse:
    Sister
    Brother
   Uncle
   Cousin
   Aunt

Is your mobile home...
    Owned
   Leased
   Partially paid for
   Not sure

Number of Firearms and where you keep them:
   Kitchen
    Truck
   Bedroom
   Bathroom
   Shed

Do you have a Gun Rack?
    Yes
    No
   If no please explain.

Number of times you have seen a UFO
   Between 10-20
   20-50
    50-100
   I can't count

Year of your Pickup:
   1960
   How often do you bathe?
   Weekly
    Monthly
   Yearly
    I can't count

Education (Check highest grade completed)
    1
    2
    3
    4