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THE REDNECK SEX TEST


1. The clitoris is a type of flower.
     True or False

2. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
     True or False

3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird.
     True or False

4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack.
     True or False

5. A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
     True or False

6. A G-string is part of a fiddle.
     True or False

7. Seman is a term for sailors.
     True or False

8. Anus is a Latin term for yearly.
     True or False

9. Testicles are found on an Octopus.
     True or False

10. Asphalt describes rectal problems.
     True or False

11. KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati.
     True or False

12. Masturbate is used to catch large fish.
     True or False

13. Coitus is a musical instrument.
     True or False

14. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.
     True or False

15. An umbilical chord is part of a parachute.
     True or False

16. A condom is a large apartment complex.
     True or False

17. An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir.
     True or False 18. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.
     True or False

19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.
     True or False

20. An erection is when Japanese people vote.
     True or False

21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
     True or False

22. Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass.
     True or False

23. Pornography is the business of making records.
     True or False

24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.
     True or False

25. Douche is the French word for "twelve".
     True or False

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